This is a 3 minute movie I made from the transcript of an actual conversation I had with my husband Steve about sports. The program strips all the nuances and sarcasm from my delivery so I come across as a stone cold biatch, but I think it's okay because I got to make myself look like Keira Knightley. Also, I got to force Steve to wear a tie which he would never do in real life.
Richard
3 years ago
Soccer has an app that builds you an island, then it fucking transforms into a jet and flies you there.
ReplyDeleteAnd it fucking prints money.
Oh, I see what you're doing there. Okay, I'll play...
ReplyDeleteAnd it farts rainbows.
BEER FTFW!
ReplyDelete- Man of beer
ps. you and your hubby have really REALLY big hands