Four Reasons Why a Soccer Ball is Better Than a Fork

I've shamelessly stolen this idea from the blogs The Oatmeal and Hyperbole and a Half. You should read those blogs instead. They're hilarious.

1. A Soccer Ball is More Fun to Play With

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Fork:














2. Heading a Soccer Ball Doesn't Hurt, But Heading a Fork Does

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Fork:














3. Round Things That are Kinda Soft are Often Better Than Sharp, Pokey Things

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Fork:















4. Both Soccer Balls and Forks Can Be Used To Eat Pie

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